I’m working on post about current transits faced by people in their mid-thirties and reading Bernadette Brady’s Predictive Astrology, The Eagle and the Lark. Well, not just reading but studying it. If you’re learning astrology like I am and want to get into predictive, this is a book you must have. It might take me [...]
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Overheard
Posted in Humor on May 14, 2011 | 8 Comments »
Spring Has Sprung!
Posted in Astrology, Humor on March 21, 2011 | 10 Comments »
I was looking for a Leonard Cohen quote to start this post because I don’t have very much to offer today and it captures the spirit in which I offer you this. I wanted the bit that starts like this, “Ring the bells that still can ring…” It’s from his poem called Anthem, and [...]
Astrology Humor
Posted in Humor on February 27, 2011 | 13 Comments »
Transiting Pluto’s been trining my natal Mercury and I cannot tell you how intense that has been and still is. Wherever I turn, whether it is related to work or pleasure, it involves intense reading and studying. It’s all uphill right now and all long-term so I thought I’d take a little break and post [...]
How to Keep a Leo and Other Sage Observations
Posted in Astrology, Humor on May 14, 2010 | 8 Comments »
We can tell you how, but do you really want to?
Love is in the Air aka Venus Signs
Posted in Astrology, Humor, tagged Venus in signs on February 11, 2010 | 13 Comments »
Baron over at Dark Sun Astrology says about the current period, “The heavens often contort themselves into an ironic configuration on Valentine’s Day, but this year plays host to an extremely benefic configuration – an applying conjunction of Venus to Jupiter in Pisces.” Venus moved into Pisces today and she’s racing gladly towards Jupiter. Love [...]
Humor: Astrologers in love
Posted in Humor on February 6, 2010 | 20 Comments »
If the horary doesn’t say what you want it to, you change the house that signifies them. You sigh over the conjunctions and gloss over the squares. Ptolemaic aspects are obviously not enough; you also look at parallels, asteroids, Arabic parts and anything else you have ever heard of. Not only do you remember their [...]
Astrology humor for…why, astrologers, of course!
Posted in Humor, tagged Astrology humor on December 8, 2009 | 8 Comments »
Interviewer: So, what are your thoughts on all the hype surrounding the impending Jupiter-Neptune conjunction? Astrologer: Blown out of proportion if you ask me! *** Astrologer 1: I can’t tell the people I love that I love them and I can’t tell people I intensely dislike what I feel about them, either. Astrologer 2: And [...]
Humor: A Mean Look at the Sun Signs
Posted in Astrology, Humor on November 19, 2009 | 15 Comments »
Disclaimer: The portrayal of sun signs in this post is a caricature. A rather vicious caricature. Sometimes a jab jolts us out of whatever unproductive rut we’ve fallen into and sometimes a jab is just gratuitous pain. Don’t read if you get offended easily. Yes, I know there is more to each sign…but today let’s [...]
Confessions of an Astro Nerd
Posted in Humor on October 20, 2009 | 10 Comments »
There are many information-rich posts waiting to be written. But I want to do a good job, so, of course, I procrastinate. In the meantime, I sent a message to my friend Evelyn Roberts and the subject line read, “Confessions of an Astro Nerd.” What a good title for a blog post, I says to [...]
Fire signs and heartbreak
Posted in Astrological Poetry, Humor, tagged Fire signs, Humor, Poem on July 14, 2009 | 4 Comments »
In losing you, I turned around And looked for solace Looked for peace I looked at sunsets longer And admired the colors For about five minutes, then I got bored. At the beach, I lingered nearer the shore To feel the ocean spray on my face And came home with tangled hair, I hated that. [...]

